BAM! Valentine's Day in YO FACE!

BAM! Valentine's Day in YO FACE!

I just wiped my dog's butt.

I just wiped my dog's butt. 😳

Emma went out to use the bathroom and came back in quite distraught with her back end. She kept trying to scratch it on the carpet, and lick it, and kept running around with her rear tucked. I looked, but didn't see anything. I wiped it anyway and she has calmed down. I hope she doesn't start expecting that. 😂

I am PASSING OUT.

I am PASSING OUT.  I see that I have notifications, but I can't even.  I couldn't even finish painting my nails so you know this is serious.  Two hours of sleep last night has caught up to me.  I'm down for the count.  I will catch up with all of my human friends in the A.M.

Thankfully, my house is pretty quiet.  All of the noisy animals are tired / drugged.  😂  Looks like I might get my night off, after all.

'Night, peeps.  ❤

Popped my first clutch today...

Popped my first clutch today.

I thought I was stranded, but then I wasn't.  It was magical.

CONGRATULATE ME!!!

Everyone is home and doing fine.

Everyone is home and doing fine, of course.  All a little groggy.  Beyonce seems to be taking it the worst.  Chupa and Cookie barely seem phased.  Fred just looks sad.  But he's a basset hound so that's pretty normal for him.  😂

Even though I was hoping for a night off I am glad to have them home.  🙂  I've got a full house as usual.  ❤

LOL at Pizza Hut.

 Shaun answered "vagina." Sounds legit.

I am up EARLY...

I am up EARLY since I had to drop the fur-kids off at the spay / neuter transport.  I was kind of looking forward to a night of quiet with all of the newbs gone, but I have no such luck.  Due to the weather I gotta pick them up at 4:30 today.  I am most unhappy about Beyonce, who kept me up ALL NIGHT.  I LITERALLY probably got 2 hours of sleep.  She wanted to be let out of the crate so bad.  I might have to sleep on the couch until she's healed enough to be let loose in my room.

I think I'm heading to work early so I can leave early to get the kids and not have to go back.  I am not sure what the weather is doing, but I DO KNOW that I don't want to walk home in it again.  If I leave now I will get in most of my hours because I also know that working all weekend to stay caught up sucks.  So, I'm heading out.

I hope today doesn't suck.  I'm treating myself to breakfast and a coffee this morning.  😳