Was greeted this morning by an excited pig with diarrhea and no water.

Was greeted this morning by an excited pig with diarrhea and no water.

Ooh, what a mess.  😳

I learned the hard way the other day that when Piggy has diarrhea Piggy can't choose where to poop.  Piggy just poops where Piggy is and has no problem with running through it repeatedly.  Yuck.

Ok.  First time Piggy got sick that was my fault for giving too many grapes.  This time Piggy is either actually sick or ate all of the cat food in the hall yesterday.  I am thinking that Piggy ate all cat food, but I still think I'm gonna get this kid to the vet.  If Piggy is the pet kind we are gonna start crate training with a litter box today.  If Piggy is the biggy kind I might store this kid with my mom's goats until it's claimed or I find a sanctuary.  There is no reason to go through training a pig that's gonna live outside, I think.

Now, the big question is:  How do I transport this pig?  I picked Piggy up yesterday and Piggy squealed like it was dying.  Maybe I should just harness Piggy and walk it like a dog?

I feel like I need help today.  😂😂😂

But seriously... if Piggy is this much of a hand full all the time - which I bet Piggy is - I could maybe see someone getting frustrated and letting Piggy loose.  This kid is more work than a dog.

I know:  This is my fault because I had no clue what I was getting into by letting a pig into my house (especially one that I was unprepared for), but I am not upset.  This is what I like to call a learning experience.  😁😂  And besides, I couldn't leave Piggy outside with the coyotes and stray dogs and fast cars.  No way.

I have some figuring to do.  Anyone with suggestions and / or pig experience - feel free to leave your helpful tips here.