OMG, cats are NOT my favorite. Especially not today!
So I was making my rounds this morning - same as I do every day. Most of you are well aware that I have 20-something non-human kids, so I like it when things go smoothly. Today, things are not going that smoothly.
Right now I have a lizard-shit covered cat stuck in a plastic bag hiding behind my couch.
Not only is the cat covered in lizard shit and stuck in a bag AND hiding behind the couch, BUT she made about a hundred laps around the living room at lightening speed with the bag stuck to her, therefore flinging lizard shit all over the place, too.
Thanks a lot, Addsie (ADDC = A Dumb Drooling Cat, as named by Shadow). You really are dumb as hell. Maybe next time leave my trash bag alone when I step out of the room for 2 seconds to let the dog out. K, thanks.
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She just came out of hiding so I could free her of the lizard shit trash bag. Looking all afraid of me - like I did that to her! Jeez. Of course I get blamed. LOL
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It's ok - I'm laughing, too. You can't have a house full like I do and be mad when something goofy like that happens.
Everything is all cleaned up now and the cat is sitting there giving me the stink eye. All is right with the world. LOL
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