Fun things about Tort Baby:

I fed the tortie kids a little earlier and I felt like I missed them a lot.  Not seeing them in the morning and not getting home until after they are tired is a huge bummer.  🙁

Fun things about Tort Baby:

1)  I am like 95% sure I caught him masturbating earlier this week.  He had his tail forward and I'm pretty sure his penis was out (it was shadowy under his shell, so hard to see.  Even with the flashlight I got).  It didn't look at all to me like that could be pleasant (as it was rubbing around in the dirt), but he didn't seem to care.  Then he pooped.  Maybe he was just having a hard time with his downstairs.  I don't really know.  But I've read it's not uncommon for torts to whack it so maybe he's my little Tort Man now.  😂

2)  I had him out on the couch one day after work (hand-feeding him shredded carrots) and he bit me.  He just ate the carrot too short and I didn't move in time.  It hurt but didn't break skin.  Now I know because I'd been curious what a tort bite felt like.  I'm gonna be honest - I really thought Nom would be first to bite me.  😂

I think I'm gonna see if either of them are up for hanging out.  I need to rest up after all of that lawn-mowing I did.