Oh my gosh. Bruce just nearly gave me a heart attack!

Oh my gosh.  Bruce just nearly gave me a heart attack!

So I'm just here at my desk going over my test review, and he starts making these gurgling sounds.  He's opening his mouth and kind of pushing backwards with his upper body and I have NO CLUE what is happening.  I am thinking "Is he barfing?  Is he sick?  Is that a snake cough?"  Like, a billion thoughts go through my head, and I have NO IDEA what to do for him.

Then I heard the nastiest, wettest, louder than I would have ever expected fart sound come from him.  I look around at his back end, and he has pooped.  Now he's just chillin'.

Emily, Jennifer, Laurel, Janet, Chris - is that normal / ok?

Shaun.  Ya boy is stinking up my room over here.  o_O

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I mean, do they open their mouths and look all happy when they shit? Because DAMN. If I hadn't been so scared at the moment he would have looked straight JOYOUS. LOL