That moment when your teenage son turns to you and asks "Do you know what a Hoover is?" and your heart stops.
I was like "A vacuum cleaner?"
"No."
Me: "😳"
"You know, when someone puts their mouth
(at this point my eyes are huge and I'm thinking "Oh shit.")
... over your nose and sucks all your air out. It's funny. It makes this sound. *makes sound*"
Me: *breathing a sigh of relief* "That's gross. What about the boogers?"
"You do it with someone you're close to, mom."
Me: "Ooook then."
Jesus. We've had some talks and I'm pretty open with him, but I really was not prepared for where I thought that was going!
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