- Don’t put drugs in people’s drinks.
- When you see a person walking by themselves - leave them alone.
- If you pull over to help a person whose car has broken down - remember not to rape them.
- If you are in an elevator and a person gets in - don’t rape them.
- When you encounter a person who is asleep the safest course of action is to not rape them.
- Never creep into a person’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at them from between parked cars, or rape them.
- Remember: People go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.
- Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping people then ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.
- Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.
- Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a person out on a date don’t pretend that you are interested in them as a person; tell them straight up that you expect to be raping them later. If you don’t communicate your intentions the person may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.
Friday, October 28, 2011
Just FYI, Ten rape prevention tips:
Just FYI, Ten rape prevention tips:
Took Snaga to the vet today...
Took Snaga to the vet today - she'd been looking sickly all week, but today she wouldn't even pick up her head to look at me. 🙁 SO... we found out that she's got a respiratory infection and now she's got pills, drops, and even some meds that go in her nose. Poor kitten! 🙁 I hope she feels better soon!
Thursday, October 27, 2011
OMG - it's just after 9 and I'm ready for bed.
OMG - it's just after 9 and I'm ready for bed. Why am I so exhausted? Thank you for dinner, MaryBeth. I always love hanging with you and your mutts. ❤
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
I just had the most EPIC idea...
I just had the most EPIC idea for a Halloween costume for Faith. I need a dog-sized karate outfit. With the way she jumps around waving her arms, and barking with her mouth moving out of sync, she'd look like a ninja from one of those old dubbed-over movies. 😃 Anyone have an old kids outfit or have you seen one of those for dogs?
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
I just gave Tash a shot in her butt...
I just gave Tash a shot in her butt - my first injection ever. She cried twice, but didn't cry when the vet did it. I have the jeeblies and feel like I might barf. Not sure who took it worse. 😳
I think it's hard to miss the butt-meat, but I really hope I did it right. 😐
Firefox just shut my Gmail...
Firefox just shut my Gmail because it found "sex" in it. I was logged in under Shadow's profile on the computer (which has some child safety thing on it) when the Shaun-Shaun called. The call didn't come through, but I saw the notification that I had a missed one so I called him back. Firefox thought I was trying to be naughty because Shaun's last name is SEXton. Bahaha.
Monday, October 24, 2011
Because I am brilliant...
Because I am brilliant I gave the cats the squeaky toy I bought them - right before bed. Well... at least I know they like it! 😂 And with that I am done for the night. ❤
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