Crap and "Hello Kitty" Kotex

So I think I enjoy writing crap and posting it for the world to see. Well, for anyone interested I just spent an entire hour of my life trying to figure out how to re-size pictures so that they would fit on this site. It's cool though; I like to learn stuff. Knowledge is power. I'm for real. 👀

And now - on to my Hello Kitty Kotex. I bought them off eBay. I should take a picture of that for ya. It's so bizarre to think that other countries put cartoons on pads. (They came from Hong Kong). That seems a little weird to me. By the time you are old enough to get your period are you still into cartoons enough to want Hello Kitty on your pads? Or maybe they're, like, training pads... kind of like pull-ups for toddlers. But who would want to drown poor Kitty with old uterus? That's just sick. But, well, kids don't mind peeing and pooping all over their favorite cartoons, so... Ooh! Hey! Or maybe it's just a clever pun. As you pull up your panties you could be all, "Hello, Kitty" (as a reference to your vagina, that is).

*****You should acknowledge your vagina daily.*****