A few weird things about me, eh?

That shouldn't be too hard to come up with. So let's see...

1. I always attempt to match my underwear to whatever else I may be wearing.
2. I love to sneeze. (Can we say orgasm of the face?)
3. I have to sit on a pillow to drive.
4. I collect writing utensils (pens, pencils, anything like that). So yes, Jennifer, you made my day when you gave me that pen this afternoon.
5. I've never acted on this, but I get the urge to hold dead things. Also, along the same lines I have a vase of dead flowers on my desk at work - they're still pretty to me.
6. I do NOT like to touch some kinds of metal - like mailbox keys or coins. Also, a spoon is too much for me if it isn't plastic. (And yes - yes I will eat soup and ice cream with a fork... the only thing it is necessary for me to have a spoon for is cereal).