Guys, beware...

for I may show up in your restroom at any time. I've been pretty fucking sleepy, (read: out of it) all weekend... and last night I inadvertently wandered into the dude's bathroom at Wal-Mart. I just went in there to wash my hands because I got some paint or something on me while pumping gas just a few minutes earlier (yeah, still don't know how that happened).

Anyway, I grabbed a few paper towels first, (I always do that and then hold them between my knees while I wash so that I don't have to touch anything else), and then happened to look over. The feet under the stall were quite manly so I went back out and looked at the sign outside the door. Sure enough, the little person on the sign was not wearing a skirt so I proceeded to blush and go into the ladies room.

A few guys who were sitting on the benches outside the restrooms saw me and I just shrugged and kept walking. Oh well. It made for a good laugh... I giggled at myself all the way through the store and until I got home. People (even the ones who didn't see what I did) probably thought I was nuts. ... Well, I may be.