I've been tagged...

1. I've failed miserably tonight, TWICE, at trying to boil an egg. The first time resulted in a melted bowl, the second in a burned and cracked egg.
2. I'm not so much a people person. I'd probably rather be sitting at home with my animals than hanging out with you. (No offense.)
3. I collect jackets and wear them year-round.
4. I gather ink pens. I don't care if you hate me for it; I usually only take the unattended ones anyway.
5. According to the LPA I'm a little person.
6. I don't like touching metal anything... keys, silverware - you name it. It makes my little hairs stand up. Gross.
7. I haven't shaved my armpits in pushing a year.
8. I pretty much hate the way society is and hope everyday that aliens come and save my little family from this hell.
9. Babies gross me out. They leak from EVERYWHERE. I'm in no hurry to do that again.
10. I just fucked up another egg.