I feel...

I feel... like I have an octopus inside me.  A very smart one.  And she is a girl.  Her name is Isabella.

She is also light purple, but most definitely NOT lavender.

When I am slow to respond or make a weird face it is because she is still learning the controls.

This, my friends, is what happens when I try to meditate. I just chill, concentrate on my breath, try to think of nothing, and then my brain apparently freaks out. I don't know. 😂