Do I have any friends that don't drink or do drugs?

Do I have any friends that don't drink or do drugs?  Am I seriously the only person EVER who has no desire to do any of those things?  I'm just curious.  Also, if you know anyone who isn't into all that, send them my way.  I'd like to meet them.  🙂

I did have one friend, but we're not friends anymore.  And the only other person I knew and liked is now far, far away.  🙁  So I feel pretty alone when it comes to all that right about now.  😐

ALSO, while I'm on the subject:  If anyone ever needs a designated driver, you know where to find me.  ❤