So. I just used my Caya - for, you know. Getting laid.
I am quite excited to report that no one was injured. No stabs, no eyes put out by freaky flying purple discs of love, no burning spermicide. (I did use spermicide because THAT'S THE RULES, but the Caya Gel, (as it's called), did not burn like the nonoxynol9 crap we have here.) I think I felt some pressure once or twice and Shaun could feel it, but it wasn't uncomfortable for either of us. As long as I don't end up knocked up this is in the running to be my FAVORITE BIRTH CONTROL EVER.
Now I am about to say something embarrassing (and probably gross to quite a few of you). Have a laugh on me if you dare to read farther.
When I put my Caya in I can barely reach in and feel the finger nubby. It's just like RIGHT THERE. But it's supposed to be out of the way. But I was like "HOW?!?!" So while getting laid I have to admit this time that I was picturing all of the vagina diagrams I've seen recently and still not quite comprehending. I was also thinking about vaginal tenting which is supposedly where your cervix moves up (and I think your bladder or something dodges out of the way) to make room for a penis. I'd read that happened, but it sounded like some twilight zone shit so I guess I didn't take it super seriously.
ANYWAY. So after we were done, (as a precaution) (and also out of curiosity), I reached in to see if my diaphragm was where it should be. To my surprise it was not where it usually is. It was MUCH FARTHER back. Like, my business does tricks, y'all. I bet yours does, too. How am I 31 years old and just now knowing this?! 😲
Well if it stayed back like it was I'd have a problem getting it out, but you're supposed to wear it for 6 hours after doing it to give the sperm time to die. So I'm sure my bits will be back to normal by then.
Anyway. How damn fascinating is that?! Is this "vaginal tenting" common knowledge? I surely hope not; otherwise, I have been EXTREMELY left out of the loop. 😂
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