Sunday, March 22, 2020

Anyone else...

Anyone else inadvertently defaulting to that period between Christmas and New Years where there are no rules and time doesn't exist, or is that just me? 😂😂😂

Saturday, March 21, 2020

Who are you holed up with? Show me your Pandemic Pals!

Who are you holed up with? Show me your Pandemic Pals! Here are mine:


I bought this butt-sprayer back in September.

I bought this butt-sprayer back in September. Shaun put it on the toilet yesterday. It looked easy and I could have done it at any time, but I don't like touching the toilet. 🤷🏻‍♂️

So, I *think* I like it.

The water that it sprays is cold. ONLY cold. After the fact, you feel refreshed. But man, that initial spray is pretty jarring.

The force of the spray is adjusted near the water cutoff of the toilet tank. You're not supposed to leave it on. You CAN, but the initial spray is a forceful BLAST to the nethers if you do. It's better to hold down the trigger and ease the spray on with the valve. Unless, of course, you have a mighty need to blast your ass.

I could see how this would reduce the need for wet wipes and reduce the use of toilet paper. I definitely feel clean after using it, which is nice. It's just going to take some getting used to.

Monday, March 16, 2020

Kira put some swag on my Booty Bear hours ago.

Kira put some swag on my Booty Bear hours ago. He's still wearing it. 😂😂😂 This little man cracks me up.


We finished emptying the old house today.

We finished emptying the old house today. Shadow and I went through a ton of stuff and separated out what could be donated. All that's left for me to do on that front is some organizing and getting some things to a few friends.

Since I dropped Differential Equations I have one online class. I plan to spend my "socially isolated" time working on school, organizing, and maybe even finishing painting my hall and starting on the bathroom. It will feel so nice to check off my to-do list. For fun I'll spend time with my plants and animals, do our nails, read, color, and play games or whatever.

What are you going to do? I'm genuinely curious. Talk to me, friends! 🙂

I love graphs. 😍

I love graphs. 😍



Sunday, March 15, 2020

I would like to wish...

I would like to wish the happiest 20th birthday to the damn coolest thing to ever come out of my body:  Shadow! I know our relationship is pretty unconventional, but we did a lot of growing up together. I couldn't have asked for a more chill and compassionate kid with which to navigate life.

Man-Cub, I'm so proud of the person you are and I love you more than words can say. I hope you have a wonderful day. This is definitely the anniversary of one of my favorite days ever. ❤️