Look at these precious little cactus blooms!

Look at these precious little cactus blooms!

Also look at this small-headed freak I found at Lowe's. It's trying it's best. I couldn't leave it there. Poor thing is broken, etiolated, and discolored. All of their succulents look pitiful right now. I wish I could could bring them all home, but I don't have that kind of space or money. 😕

I've had 2 really dumb conversations with Shaun this weekend.

I've had 2 really dumb conversations with Shaun this weekend.

The first started Saturday morning when I was (for who even knows what reason) thinking about Ryan Gosling's name. I was like "So is his name pretty much like 'Ryan Baby Goose'?" and Shaun was like... "Doesn't that include baby ducks, too? Wait... No. Those are ducklings. Then why was Darkwing Duck's kid named after a gosling?" and so I had to Google it and Darkwing Duck's daughter's name DOES sound a lot like "gosling" [it's Gosalyn], but I don't know if it was the actual intent that it sound like "gosling." If it was, that's pretty dumb because SHE IS A DUCK - NOT A GOOSE.

ANYWAY. Earlier today we were having dinner together and I asked him "Who said 'Br Br Brrr'?" and he was like "Wat?" So I tried several times making the sound with my lips flapping, but I was not good at it. He started asking me all these questions about where I heard it and what people were talking about when they said it. I could literally recall nothing besides "Br br brrr" and the sound got lower at the end. I tried Googling it and found a bunch of nonsense on TikTok that wasn't what I was looking for.

Y'all. Bruh. It was this dog with the Italian accent (link below) that was in my mind and I couldn't even tell Shaun it was a dog and not a human. 😂😂😂 I had told him I thought it was something we watched recently and he asked if it was an animal video and triggered my brain.

I'm gonna be a lot of fun when that Alzheimer's hits. 😂😂😂 

Cub is so tired. So, so tired...

Cub is so tired. So, so tired. He's whine-wheezing. He's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. 😂

These dogs got so many treats yesterday.

These dogs got so many treats yesterday. Here's Bear enjoying a pup cup.

Just now he was trying to initiate play with Cubba. I wish I'd had my phone out. Cubba was just chilling in the floor on his tummy with his head up. Bear came over and was sniffing Cub's head.

The way it looked, all I could think in that moment was:

"I put my lip on you head."

😂😂😂

I'm not sick, but...

I'm not sick, but I've felt like crap for the last couple of days. I think I've been eating too much junk and not moving around enough. I have all this tension in my shoulders and I'm not even worried about stuff. I might go get on the treadmill after work to see if I can work any of it off. There also might be a little few-day fast in my future. I gotta get right.

Shaun went to pick up snacks and took the boys with him.

Shaun went to pick up snacks and took the boys with him. The lady at the drive through gave him 2 bowls of roast beef - for free! He gave them one bowl while he waited on his order and we gave them the rest just now.

Bear was so happy that he got zoomies and then crashed out. 😂😂😂

I know Cub looks horrified that anyone besides him gets treats, but I assure you that he one-throated his piece in a hurry so he could have his mouth free to snatch Bear's piece. 😂 Fortunately, we know how he do and Bear got his fair share of the goodies.

Roast beef is serious business, y'all. 😂

Me and Shaun tried a new place for dinner...

Me and Shaun tried a new place for dinner called KūKri Chicken Tikka Tenders. We like spicy food, so we went for the hottest thing they offered.

Y'all see this on the receipt? It wasn't kidding.

We just involuntarily wept through dinner - snotty noses and everything. 😂😂😂 What an exciting Tuesday night. 😂