I was about to brush my teeth this morning so I could go and tutor when my clumsy fat sleepy arthritis hands dropped my toothbrush in the sink. Without any other thought aside from "Eww!" I threw the now irreparably-soiled toothbrush in the trash. IN. THE. TRASH. This toothbrush was now so soiled that it wasn't even allowed to join my stash of "Now used for Housework" toothbrushes. THAT. SOILED. I mean - everyone knows that the bathroom sink is just the mouth toilet, right?
Then I went to grab one of the other toothbrushes from my stash of emergency backup toothbrushes. (When you know you are crazy you keep a stash of toothbrushes, right? Because at any moment you could decide "That's not going back in my mouth." so you need to be prepared.) Only, I was out of emergency backup toothbrushes. 🙁 Also, I was out of money. 🙁🙁 (Yes, I was paid Friday and it's only Monday, but this is my life right now. The mortgage was hungry.)
So... I swished some Listerine and decided to deal with this later. Got on with my day. Ended up scrounging up $12.50 so I'm gonna be toothbrush shopping tonight! I will not only buy a toothbrush that I love (#treatyoself), but also a pack of cheapies in case any other mouth toilet accidents occur. Phew! Crisis averted.
The End.