There was this black powder in the kitchen floor...

There was this black powder in the kitchen floor this morning that wasn't there when we went to bed. Naturally, I blamed it on the kids 😂 and then started to clean it up. It was then that I realized it was tiny hairs... Like, SO tiny! Still blaming the kids I was like "Did Shadow drop a razor down here or something?"

Anyway, a few minutes later I found another patch of black powder on the floor and I knew I'd gotten it all up, so my accusation turned to Shaun - the only other person in the kitchen with me. He's got these ugly croc-type shoes (that's irrelevant, but true) and I was like "I bet you wore those when you shaved, DIDN'T YOU?" 😂😂😂 So then I told him to move his feet all around and he's like "What?" and I'm like "You don't always just walk straight."

And this motherfucker replied "No need to mutate" and if you don't get it then that's probably why I'm not married to you. 😂😂😂

P. S.  It was his hair from when he shaved. It really was just falling out of his shoes. 😂😂😂

I did Shaun's nails yesterday and...

I did Shaun's nails yesterday and tired out before I cleaned up the table, so that's a shit ton of nail art supplies she's messing with, (the tissue I was using to clean one of my brushes). This is Calypso tryna get his attention this morning. Watch how she messes with something and then looks at my husbang sitting to the left of me. She literally came and tried to chew his watch band after this video ended. She's the worst cat. 😂😂😂

Last night when I went to bed...

Last night when I went to bed my throat was itchy so I had a slight cough. This morning I woke up and feel like I've been hit by a truck. My body is sore, I'm nauseated, have chills, AND I'm coughing.

I don't know how I got sick. We almost never leave the house and when we do it's for grocery curbside pickup or to hit a drive-through. We never stopped masking if we have to go out and still hand-sanitize and hand-wash frequently.

I'm so grateful I can take the day off to rest and not have it affect my paycheck. I'm off to rest and hopefully get right. I hope your weekend is off to a better start!

For as long as I've known Sindar and Shaun, this...

For as long as I've known Sindar and Shaun, this... "licking of the armpits" thing has been a thing. I've gotten to where I call it "nursing the baby" because I find that hilarious. 😂😂😂

So Sindar does this most nights when Shaun comes to bed. But for the last few nights Shaun has slept downstairs with Cub because of the fireworks, so I guess Sindar was missing out. We've gotten her arthritis medicine situation to where she wasn't drunk on meds, but also not crying in the day so when she started crying today I called him upstairs. Then this happened. 😂

I guess Adrian had to check it out for herself and didn't see the appeal. 😂 Notice that Sindar "nursed" and then went to Shaun's pillow (and shortly thereafter fell asleep). That is one of her regular napping spots during the day. I feel like she truly just wanted him to come see her... and maybe bring her an armpit to lick. 😂❤️

Toebean isn't the most social kitty, but...

Toebean isn't the most social kitty, but he came to get some attention from me earlier. He's so handsome. Needs his face cleaned, but he doesn't like it. I just wanted to give him his lovings today. ❤️

Lost my seat...

Lost my seat when I got up to use the restroom. Looks like Adrian is taking over working for me for the rest of the day. 😂

The confusion on Cub's face...

The confusion on Cub's face when I try to let him into the car on the "wrong" side... 😂😂😂

He's like "You're doing it wrong, Blu. I'm telling Shaun." 😂😂😂