Do NOT be fooled by how peacefully he's sleeping.

Do NOT be fooled by how peacefully he's sleeping. It's in direct proportion to how much of a heathen he's been today. 😂😂😂

I came downstairs in my new thrift-store shirt and jacket. He IMMEDIATELY decided to try to play tug with the jacket. At one point after I sat down to work he grabbed the hood and nearly pulled me AND the chair over. 🤦🏻

Thankfully, he's gotten really good at responding to "Drop it." Not when he's overly excited, and also not today... But most other days. I'll take it. 😂😂😂

This dog. 😂😂😂

This dog. 😂😂😂

I love me a secure man!

I love me a secure man!

Nail polish is for everyone. ❤️

Fresh out the shower, fur intact...

Fresh out the shower, fur intact (for about the last 20 years), feeling myself.

Y'all like my shirt? It says:

"Seize the day with the unearned confidence of a mediocre white man."

Y'all know how I know Shaun isn't mediocre?

Because when we started dating and he did the thing that almost all men do where they state something as fact without knowing for sure and I called him on it, he fucking stopped doing it. ❤️

Call. Them. On. Their. Shit.

Happy Saturday!

I know that many of you will think this is gross and that's ok.

I know that many of you will think this is gross and that's ok. I love puppy kisses, and I did wash my face immediately after.

Note the nose honk, though. He always knows how to make me laugh. 😂😂😂

Free Snake Relocation Directory

This seems important to share:  Free Snake Relocation Directory

Even if you don't love them, please understand that snakes are an important part of our ecosystem. Please don't hurt them.

Bear got a new brush today.

Bear got a new brush today. We have to brush his neck really well because he gets nappy under the collar if we don't.

Watch his face, y'all. 😂😂😂