Since I have kept you waiting for so long I will go ahead and post the "I Can Piss Standing" and "Vagina Cups" blogs all in one. Before I get started I would like to say that I will put links, names of websites, etc., at the end of this blog. So, where to start? I suppose the story of how my fascination began is as good a place as any.
One day in the ever-exciting Wal-Mart while shopping for pads (because tampons are bad for your vagina) I came across something very... interesting. They were called Instead Softcups. The box claimed that they could be worn for up to 12 hours - no leaks, no smells, no threat of TSS, no discomfort if inserted correctly. They don't absorb - they catch so they aren't bad for ya. Fun fact: They can also be worn during intercourse. They sit up under your cervix like a diaphragm (which is meant to be worn during sex in case you didn't know) so they don't get in the way. I thought that was pretty impressive. Needless to say - I bought a box. (It was about $6 for a box of 14).
I didn't use one for months - they were kind of scary looking and I was intimidated. But one sad day my ass was chapped from the pads I had grown to trust and accustomed to using and there was no way I was going to go to work and sit all day on another one so I put in a cup instead. I was totally amazed at how easy insertion was and blown away by how comfortable I felt. Once I realized that the box wasn't lying and there were no traces of what was going on in my panties - I was hooked. Now for a corny (but true) statement: That was the first time I had ever felt "free" during my period. Normally I feel really self-conscious - I've always been able to feel whatever product I chose to use (thus reminding me about the task at hand), but that was not the case with these. And it made me wonder what other goodies I had been missing out on. So I turned to the trusty internet to do some research.
And that's when I found the most awesome website ever. It had tons of info on everything vagina-related. That's where I learned that there were a few different kinds of cups, (menstrual cups is what they're really called). The Insteads that you get from Wal-Mart are disposable. But there are also some non-disposable cups as well (available via internet only). They are made of silicone and they last 10 years. The cost is about $30 but if you divide that by 10 years that's $3 a year on period protection. Not a bad deal, really. But the down-side to those is that they can be messy, they make a weird pop!squeak noise when inserting (which can be trickier in my experience), and they sit lower in the vagina (like a tampon), so there's no sex while wearing them. The one I have is a Mooncup.
Now, about pissing while standing: I have felt for a very long time that it sucked for women to have to "hover" and cover the seat with TP and do all of the other things we do in order to protect ourselves from a nasty toilet. In my head I'd always thought that there had to be a better way. And there was - I just didn't know it yet. Thanks to the site mentioned above I know now. There are things called urinary devices... you just put them against you in the right spot and piss. And Ta-da!!! - you've pissed standing. It really is that easy. You don't even have to take your pants down (if you are that confident, that is). It functions like the penis you never had... urine wise, of course. 😁
Mine is called a Travel Mate, (but there are other brands / models). It goes everywhere I go. I love that thing. If you ever see me out and want to see my shenis - just ask. I'll be glad to show ya. I'm not ashamed. 😉 About the website... it's called "All About my Vagina" and it's definitely worth having a look at - especially if you are the proud owner of a vagina. It has tons of information (more stuff than I could possibly post here) and it's very well presented. It's not vulgar, although there are articles about sex, pissing, toys - you name it. It's really informative. She's pretty well got it covered. That's where I learned about a lot of the things in this blog (among other research). And there are a bunch of cool links, too. I love that site. Vaginas ROCK!!!
Now for the links and such:
All About my Vagina - www.myvag.net
Instead Softcups - www.softcup.com
The Mooncup - www.mooncup.co.uk
The DivaCup - www.divacup.com
The Keeper - www.thekeeper.com
TravelMate - www.travelmateinfo.com
****** For anyone who reads this I would definitely like to hear your feedback. Leave me comments or send a message if you want. I would like to hear the perspectives of different people on the subjects mentioned above. I hope it was helpful - and that maybe I even introduced you to a few things ya didn't know about. ******