I just laughed so hard. Me and Shadow were at Shaun's watching TV, and Shadow fell asleep on the couch. So I woke up him and told him to get ready to go. So he goes to the door, puts his shoes on, and then picks up a pair of Shaun's shoes, and is just standing there, waiting to leave. So we had the following conversation:
Me: Shadow, what are you holding? (I didn't know at this point what he had.)
Shadow: What?
Me: What's in your hand? (Shaun turns on the lamp, and he's holding shoes.) Are you wearing your shoes? (Shadow and Shaun have similar shoes and it was still dark, so I wasn't sure if he had them on or was just going to carry them for some reason.)
Shadow: No. (But I touched his foot with my foot and he totally was wearing shoes.)
Me: What are you doing? I think you have Shaun's shoes.
Shadow: Um.
Me: Put those down. Those are Shaun's.
So he put them down. Apparently, he was sleepy enough to steal Shaun's shoes. What the hell? He was SO not coherent. It was fucking hilarious and really bizarre. That just totally made my night. 😃