House of Chen won't deliver until 5.

House of Chen won't deliver until 5. I might die going to get my food. But I need to eat it.

I just called in to work.

I just called in to work.  I feel like I am being stabbed in the brain.  I am hungry.  I need a shower.  I haven't even cleaned up my ani-pals yet...

Oh my gosh, I need to brush my teeth.  I feel yucky.  I feel much worse than I did yesterday.  🙁

I think I am going to order some House of Chen.  I don't want to leave my house.

My THROAT hurts!

My THROAT hurts!  I really don't feel like being sick right now, but I think it's coming.  🙁  Yuck.

I had a super relaxing weekend away...

I had a super relaxing weekend away... yet now that I'm home I'm EXHAUSTED.  I really wanted to do my nails because it's been a while and they are chipping, but I just can't.  I am gonna drag myself to the shower and then to bed.  Just wow.  I can't even begin to explain this.  LOL

So... I didn't tell anyone...

So... I didn't tell anyone because it's not super smart to broadcast that you will be away from home for a few days... But I was.  😃  And now I'm back.  So no one try to rob me.

Me and the best Shaun ever had a weekend for just the two of us.  Despite not everything going as planned, we still had fun.

This photo is a sad one.  My new bike - the one I was SO LOOKING FORWARD TO RIDING THIS WEEKEND, is dead.  At least until Dick's fixes it up.  I had my riding shorts, my chamois butter, my new seat, and even a bottle holder and bottle all ready and set.  I rode for less than a mile when I geared down for a big hill and was nearly slung off as my gear or something was caught in the spoke of my wheel.  I have zero clue how or why that happened.  🙁

Anyway, the rest of the time was fun, although my butt hurts.  Not from anything exciting, though.  Shaun's kitten had diarrhea in her carrier on the way there, so we pulled over in the freezing cold at like, midnight, to clean her up.  I left the car door open so I could see what I was doing, but when I took a step back to get more paper towels, I rammed my ass cheek into the thin metal of the open door.  It hurt SO BAD.  And now I have a big black bruise and it hurts to sit.  And nope - I will not be posting a photo of that.  LOL

Anyway, glad to be home.  Ready to spend some time with my Shadow.  🙂

I love this person. They are beautiful.

I love this person.  They are beautiful.

(Hope I said that right.  It sounds weird.)

I have been subscribed to this blog for years.  I'm not interested in the sexy kinky stuff, but I love the gender stuff.  I think I have gender issues.  That's how I found this blog in the first place.  This particular post is work safe, but others might not be.  Just FYI.

http://www.sugarbutch.net/2013/11/coming-out-genderqueer-an-open-letter-to-my-family-friends

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!

I just walked into the living room because Shadow was in there about to feed the dragons and ADDC was being cute.  (I'll tell you about ADDC later.  LOL  Just realized that she has not been introduced to the internets).

ANYWAY, Beyonce was laying on the couch.  Out in the open.  With me and Shadow BOTH in the room.  This time I was the one who was doing the running away.  I had to come and tell the Internet that she didn't leave.  😳

When Shadow left I asked him if she hid.  She had not.  She just went to the other end of the couch.  !!!!!

It's a Thanksgiving miracle!  LOL  I Just want to scream, but that would totally scare my cat so I won't.  😳😃