OMG, cats are NOT my favorite.

OMG, cats are NOT my favorite.  Especially not today!

So I was making my rounds this morning - same as I do every day.  Most of you are well aware that I have 20-something non-human kids, so I like it when things go smoothly.  Today, things are not going that smoothly.

Right now I have a lizard-shit covered cat stuck in a plastic bag hiding behind my couch.

Not only is the cat covered in lizard shit and stuck in a bag AND hiding behind the couch, BUT she made about a hundred laps around the living room at lightening speed with the bag stuck to her, therefore flinging lizard shit all over the place, too.

Thanks a lot, Addsie (ADDC = A Dumb Drooling Cat, as named by Shadow).  You really are dumb as hell.  Maybe next time leave my trash bag alone when I step out of the room for 2 seconds to let the dog out.  K, thanks.

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She just came out of hiding so I could free her of the lizard shit trash bag. Looking all afraid of me - like I did that to her! Jeez. Of course I get blamed. LOL

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It's ok - I'm laughing, too. You can't have a house full like I do and be mad when something goofy like that happens.

Everything is all cleaned up now and the cat is sitting there giving me the stink eye. All is right with the world. LOL

I have had a pretty good weekend. 😃

I have had a pretty good weekend.  😃

I am FINALLY (after the summer of depression and working not so much) caught up on my bills.  Not a lot of money left over for gifts, but I did manage to buy both Shaun and Shadow something small, so I'm done.  The gifts probably won't arrive before Christmas, but no one cares.  I love that we just do things our way.  ❤

I have spent most of the weekend cleaning, napping, and playing Mario with my guys.  LOL  It's been AWESOME and relaxing - which is just what I think I needed.  😃

I'm working tomorrow and Tuesday, so anyone who wanted to hang out I can't those days.  But any day after that, I'm probably free.  The only plans I for sure have is that I'd like to go to the new Ulta in Gadsden (preferably before my coupons expire!) so I can check it out.

I'm off to wash a dog and clean the dog room, then hopefully Shaun will come back and we can finish that world we unlocked that kept kicking our asses.  LOL  Since I slept late today and still napped, I'm pretty wide awake right now.  😃

I just ripped my closet door down.

I just ripped my closet door down. On accident. Because I'm a She-Hulk, I guess.

Had an allergy test done a few minutes ago.

Had an allergy test done a few minutes ago.  Know what I'm allergic to?  My two favorite things:  Dogs and chocolate. Not even kidding. 🙁

Also, pecan pollen (I have 3 giant pecan trees in my yard) and wheat (because that's not in everything I love). 

There's a whole other list of molds, trees, grasses and weeds, too.

I win an Epi Pen. Woo. 😕

6 years in and...

6 years in and I'm still happy about him. 🙂

BEST RELATIONSHIP EVAR.

Went shopping for Tort Baby after work today.

Went shopping for Tort Baby after work today.  He is now the owner of a fancy schmancy terra cotta pot to sleep in.  Also, he has a giant tile to eat from.  AND I got him some new dirt.  All for under $5.  I was pleasantly surprised.

He's sleeping, but I'm so tempted to wake him up and re-arrange his house.  LOL

2 Minutes of my Tortoise Taking a Bath

2 Minutes of my Tortoise Taking a Bath

Pardon the boys talking nerdy. I was not even paying attention to them. LOL