OMG. Dumplin' is passed out in my lap. On his back. 😳

OMG.  Dumplin' is passed out in my lap.  On his back.  😳

It's melting me.  When will I learn to keep my camera in arm's reach?!?

Despite me buying plenty of chewies...

Despite me buying plenty of chewies for the Dumplin', he's all about nibbling on my zippers and fingernails.  Bad little boy.  🙂

Never seen such a fat belly on a baby squirrel.

Never seen such a fat belly on a baby squirrel.  Was late getting home so he was wasting away - into NOTHING.  He ate SO much to make up for it, though.  😂

My little Dumpy is getting so big!  🙂

Just got home from car buying.

Just got home from car buying.  Got me a new ride!  BOOSH!

It's a 2001 Kia Sportage.  5 speed.  Dog compartment.  $1200.

Suck it, everyone who said I couldn't have exactly what I wanted.  Shaun.  😛

Thank you, Mom and Bobby for driving all over the place to help me find a car.  ❤

Aaand... squirrel pee on my face. 😂😂😂

Aaand... squirrel pee on my face.  😂😂😂

I was just minding my business and pottying Dumplin' when he decided to kick and spray me with pee.  IN THE FACE.

Being a mom to any species is just so darn glamorous.  I don't know why more people don't do it.  😛

Diversity floats my boat. 😃

New neighbors moving in!  Is it wrong if I'm happy that they are big black men?  I like all the colors around me.  And they seemed really nice!  😃  It's been a boring-ass neighborhood since the "littler than me" people moved out.  🙁

When we drove to Michigan we went through some places with no black people.  DO NOT WANT.  That just feels weird and wrong.

Diversity floats my boat.  😃

This is how he fell asleep last night...

This is how he fell asleep last night... wedged between my arm and my boob.  😂

He is currently being equally adorable in my lap, but my camera is not in reach.  🙁  I'm not gonna disturb him just to get it.   🙂