HOLY SHIT.

HOLY SHIT.  I just found out that if I lock my driver door with a key all of the doors lock.

AT THE SAME TIME.

Damn, I'm fancy now.  😃

My back is sore from such a long drive.

My back is sore from such a long drive.  I haven't driven that far in AGES - thanks to my poor little Hyundai being all sketchy.  I'm sure it didn't help that I forgot to bring my pillow to sit on so I was sitting up super-duper straight so that I could see where I was going.  I guess I have to get an extra butt pillow for my car.  😂

Time to put on some PJ's and do my nails.  My Hyundai randomly decided that it wasn't going to open the other day so when I tried to open the door my hand slipped off and I ripped my first two fingernails down almost into the quick.  🙁  I cut them down with clippers, but they are all jaggedy so I need to go and fix that before I rip them more.

Funny thought:  Now I have two running cars (definitely keeping the Hyundai for backup), so I guess according to my mom - I'd be an uppity redneck now.  Go me!  😂😂😂

OMG. Dumplin' is passed out in my lap. On his back. 😳

OMG.  Dumplin' is passed out in my lap.  On his back.  😳

It's melting me.  When will I learn to keep my camera in arm's reach?!?

Despite me buying plenty of chewies...

Despite me buying plenty of chewies for the Dumplin', he's all about nibbling on my zippers and fingernails.  Bad little boy.  🙂

Never seen such a fat belly on a baby squirrel.

Never seen such a fat belly on a baby squirrel.  Was late getting home so he was wasting away - into NOTHING.  He ate SO much to make up for it, though.  😂

My little Dumpy is getting so big!  🙂

Just got home from car buying.

Just got home from car buying.  Got me a new ride!  BOOSH!

It's a 2001 Kia Sportage.  5 speed.  Dog compartment.  $1200.

Suck it, everyone who said I couldn't have exactly what I wanted.  Shaun.  😛

Thank you, Mom and Bobby for driving all over the place to help me find a car.  ❤

Aaand... squirrel pee on my face. 😂😂😂

Aaand... squirrel pee on my face.  😂😂😂

I was just minding my business and pottying Dumplin' when he decided to kick and spray me with pee.  IN THE FACE.

Being a mom to any species is just so darn glamorous.  I don't know why more people don't do it.  😛