Crap and "Hello Kitty" Kotex

So I think I enjoy writing crap and posting it for the world to see. Well, for anyone interested I just spent an entire hour of my life trying to figure out how to re-size pictures so that they would fit on this site. It's cool though; I like to learn stuff. Knowledge is power. I'm for real. 👀

And now - on to my Hello Kitty Kotex. I bought them off eBay. I should take a picture of that for ya. It's so bizarre to think that other countries put cartoons on pads. (They came from Hong Kong). That seems a little weird to me. By the time you are old enough to get your period are you still into cartoons enough to want Hello Kitty on your pads? Or maybe they're, like, training pads... kind of like pull-ups for toddlers. But who would want to drown poor Kitty with old uterus? That's just sick. But, well, kids don't mind peeing and pooping all over their favorite cartoons, so... Ooh! Hey! Or maybe it's just a clever pun. As you pull up your panties you could be all, "Hello, Kitty" (as a reference to your vagina, that is).

*****You should acknowledge your vagina daily.*****

Or maybe I'll just finish it Saturday...

Hey, what was up with not being able to log back in last night? That sucked. I was going somewhere with my babbling (I'm sure of it). But now it's gone forever. Oh well.

Anyway, I've had a chance to look around here some and I guess this is ok. Kind of neat. But what's up with all the "I'm bored" blogs? That seems like a dumb name to give a blog. Yeah - I'm going to read something entitled "I'm bored." That sounds so interesting. Boredom.... uh, great. Have fun with that.

I rarely ever get bored. It's hard to get bored when you have a 5-year-old to take care of / play with. Example:  My son just informed Jessie (my sister-in-law) that he "nailed his GI Joe." See, he's playing with one of those nail / pin toys that make the impressions - like they have in Spencer's. I still thought it was funny.  😂

But, anyway, I'm too easily amused to get bored. And it's like there's always something I need to be doing. And when I have nothing I'm just content to have nothing to do (mostly because I never have that - life as a single working mother keeps you quite busy). Or I dance or tap on my new set of drums (which I still haven't posted a picture of. Sorry. Maybe I'll work on that soon).

Well, I guess I will be done with this one. Stay tuned for "Hello Kitty Kotex," "Vagina Cups," and "I Can Piss Standing."

Later,

Blu

So glad it's Friday.

Well. I am so freakin' glad the week is over. You have no idea. I'm finally feeling more like myself and that's awesome (because I am, you see). Normally, I feel really good... wake up dancing, can't be still, have tons of energy - all without caffeine. Take that, caffeine junkies. I do it naturally. I'll finish this in a moment.

Blogging from work. Bad me.

I felt so bad the last time I wrote that I didn't even mention that I bought a set of drums. They're beautiful. 😍👀😍 I was so happy that I cried - right in the store. And all the way home.

See, for anyone who doesn't know much about me I marched percussion in high school. And I've wanted a set for as long as I can remember. So that was a huge deal for me. Now I just have to learn how to play them because I've never actually been behind a set until Saturday. So... any cute drummers out there willing to teach me? I'm kidding (mostly). I couldn't pass up lessons if they were offered.

Anyone digging my dorky picture? All the pictures of me I have - I have to take myself. No one else really photographs me unless I'm brushing my teeth or bending over or something like that. Anyway, I have a picture of my kid up, too, and maybe later today I will put up a picture of my drums. Maybe. If I have time. They're quite pretty. You really should see them. It's just a small 5 piece set, but it's enough for me. 

Well, since I'm at work and supposed to be working I think I will go before I get myself fired. Later!

My Very First Blog!

Hey!  For anyone who cares - this is my very first blog. And you have Nick (lovely Nick that he is) to thank for it. 😀

So, anyone care about my day? It wasn't so great; I spent most of it pretty sick. I threw up a few times. Ugh. That's my least favorite thing to do - EVER.

Well... someone, anyone, should post a comment or whatever it is you do around here and let me know if I'm doing this right. Talk shit if you want. I don't care. Yeah, I said it.

Anyway, as much as I would like to stay and search out people to befriend me - single mom has to get up and go to work in the morning so I bid you goodnight (or whatever time of day it is when you happen to read this).

*** Brilliant idea - you find me.