Yeah, I'm like a Ninja Turtle. Not only because I could kick your ass, but because I love pizza so much. Seriously, I LOVE pizza. I've eaten it several times a week for the last few years. (And I'll let you in on a little secret... that's how I maintain my girlish figure). Anyway, with as much pizza as I eat it would be correct for one to believe that a pizza cutter would be the most important utensil in my kitchen. And of course I had one. It was passed from my mother to me when I moved out on my own and it had proven itself over the years. It was a good cutter... it had been there for me through thick crust and thin.
Anyway, on with the story. One day I was hungry. VERY hungry. So I thought that pizza sounded good and popped one in the oven. That would satisfy me just fine and so that's what I did. As it cooked it started to smell really good and I got hungrier and hungrier. FINALLY, the moment came when it was done. And it looked and smelled wonderful. I wanted to devour immediately, but I knew the right thing to do would be to cut it first. So I began to look for my trusty pizza cutter. I looked and looked - everywhere it could possibly be. The dishwasher, the sink, the table, the refrigerator (sometimes it inadvertently got stuck in there with leftovers), all of the drawers in the kitchen, and the oven (?)(just in case). It was nowhere to be found. I was truly bummed out and by then my pizza had gotten cold. So I cut it with a knife and ate it anyway, though much less satisfied than I would have been if it were hot and not mangled by a knife.
That was over a year ago and I have to say that it has baffled me the whole time as to where my pizza cutter could have gone. It has been missed. So as of now you may be thinking what a pointless story it is that I'm telling (and that it may be), but it does have an ending - or closure, if you will. Just the other day I was thoroughly cleaning my refrigerator and took the drawers from the bottom to clean them and that's when I saw it. It didn't quite look the same; it had accumulated some rust, but it was recognizable - indeed, it was my pizza cutter. It had lived a cold hard life (for over a year, at least) in the depths of the fridge. Apparently, there was an accident in which it had taken quite a fall from one of the shelves to the very bottom where it had survived and stayed quietly for all this time.
As happy as I was that I had finally solved the mystery of the missing pizza cutter it was definitely a bittersweet find, for I had moved on... to a newer, younger, sharper cutter with no rust. Life is cruel. Alas, I couldn't keep it around as a back-up; that is not an honorable thing to do. Aside from that it was old and not in very good shape anymore. I was forced to retire it. It deserved a break. But to my old trusty cutter: This pizza-flavored blog is a tribute to you. You will not be forgotten. Thank you for all of your years of service. And that, my friends, is THE END.