🙁 It's not bad enough that...

🙁  It's not bad enough that we are supposed to paint our faces daily, color our hair monthly, remove any hair that isn't considered to be in the right place, and even get plastic surgeries to be beautiful?  I knew that you could get cooch surgeries, but still.  Now we're supposed to bleach them, too?

I really hate social standards sometimes.  That is why I've been protesting for years.

I am one naked-faced, sometimes bald-headed (but excitedly graying when I'm not), otherwise hairy uthamucka with a some not-quite symmetrical pieces that no one's gonna fix.  And I like me that way.  I don't see why that is so bad.  I would never WANT another person to feel like their uniqueness is a bad thing.  🙁

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I have not been doing my internet reading lately.

Ohhh... I have not been doing my internet reading lately.  I have 200 nail blog posts to catch up on.

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Today Shaun ordered me TWO birthday cakes.

Today Shaun ordered me TWO birthday cakes.  Because I wanted both a Red Velvet (my birthday tradition) and a Chesscake (awesome new thing I also wanted badly).  Come 11/24, I will be 10 lbs heavier.

That is all.  😛

I was in the mood for something bright.

I was in the mood for something bright. So BAM! TAKE THAT! WITH YOUR EYES! 😳

I'm not much of a pink-wearer, but I really like this color. It was an Orly October Breast Cancer Awareness polish. I don't know if you can still buy it, but I will totally paint your nails with mine! 😃

Shadow just came in here to tell me...

Shadow just came in here to tell me that he got really close to Beyonce and she didn't even run away at first.  How cool is that?!

She still flees like her tail is on fire every time she sees me, but hey - she probably sleeps on top of Shadow without him knowing it every night.  I keep my door closed, so she doesn't get to check me out while I'm not moving.

I just thought that was super cool.  He said he was within a few feet of her and she didn't run away for like, 10 seconds.  PROGRESS!  😃  I guess she'll come around when she's ready.  ❤

I got my hair cut something like this.

I got my hair cut something like this.  I like it.  The part I was most excited about was the bangs.  Unfortunately, I have a cowlick that is rebelling, but I believe I am more stubborn than it.  Time will tell.  LOL  Yes, I'll post a photo - as soon as I feel like this is my hair.  You know that feeling... how you have to have a little time to make it yours?  That is where I am with it right now.  But so far, so good.  It was only cut yesterday.  I am about to shower, so we'll see what some blow drying does for it.

Also because I am super awesome I got a free shirt at work today.  It is from MailChimp.  And it's blue.  And I am probably more excited about it than I should be.  LOL

I got one of the plates I didn't think I would be able to get!

I got one of the plates I didn't think I would be able to get! It's got dragons on it. I guess these are supposed to be dragon scales. ❤❤❤

I used it over one my favorite greens ever - A. England's "Dragon." Fitting, right? That is the only A. England polish I have. They aren't sold around here, so you have to get them online. It's one of the more upscale polishes. This is ONE COAT of it. For realz. 😳

Anyway, the photo on the top is all about the polish. It's a beautiful green all of the time, but look how it lights up under the sun. The shimmer! The color! It is just yummy. 😃

I know that these nails are not super fancy or anything like that, but I am really digging these. I have been drooling over these for two days. 😃