I had this thought a while back...

I had this thought a while back and then dismissed it like I was crazy.  Until someone brought it up and said I should do it.  So here goes:

You all obviously know that I like doing nails.  I have considered going to nail school, but I would need night classes (which no one offers), so that's a no-go.  I'm not really upset about that because I feel like I would end up hating nail art if I had to do it all the times.

So... I was thinking of ways to use my nail supplies / skills in a part-time kind of way that would be fun and that might make me a little bit of money in the process.  What I came to was:  Painting nails at birthday parties.  Like, wouldn't most little girls like that?  I could be entertainment.  I could do what I like to do.  And get paid for it.  And usually parties are on the weekend so that wouldn't conflict with my work schedule.  And no classes necessary since I'm not manicuring them, technically.

So, I'm gonna go for it.  If anyone has a little kid who might be into that, let me know.  If you know of anyone you can send them to my page, Polish ALL the Things, so they can see what I do.  For parties, I'd only want to do stamping, or maybe taping and stamping, but nothing crazy like water marbling because that's hard and extremely time-consuming.  So yeah.  Help me out.  LOL  Someone find me a party to do!

I stress-cleaned my house yesterday.

I stress-cleaned my house yesterday.  The only thing I really need to do now is my dishes.  But that can wait.

I want to eat.  And ride my bike.

It's a beautiful day.  I don't want to waste it!  😃

This is why I could never be a veterinarian or work in a vet clinic.

This is why I could never be a veterinarian or work in a vet clinic.

I. just. could. not.

That is also why I don't work at a pet store anymore.

I like volunteering... because I can back off if I need to.

https://kmdvm.blogspot.com/2013/11/compassion-fatigue-when-candle-you-are.html

Yuck. The dread. 🙁

Yuck.  The dread.  🙁

I am going to dinner with some people later.  They are fine and nice people - some of who I would really like to see, but I am already tight in the chest.

Plans stress me out.  People stress me out.

Unless you're my animal peeps, you just stress me out.  It's not you - it's me.  For realz.

I am going, though.  Gonna try to make the best of it. Maybe I'll stuff a lizard down my shirt or something so I can feel normal.  😐

🙁 It's not bad enough that...

🙁  It's not bad enough that we are supposed to paint our faces daily, color our hair monthly, remove any hair that isn't considered to be in the right place, and even get plastic surgeries to be beautiful?  I knew that you could get cooch surgeries, but still.  Now we're supposed to bleach them, too?

I really hate social standards sometimes.  That is why I've been protesting for years.

I am one naked-faced, sometimes bald-headed (but excitedly graying when I'm not), otherwise hairy uthamucka with a some not-quite symmetrical pieces that no one's gonna fix.  And I like me that way.  I don't see why that is so bad.  I would never WANT another person to feel like their uniqueness is a bad thing.  🙁

https://jezebel.com/your-vagina-isnt-just-too-big-too-floppy-and-too-hair-5900928

I have not been doing my internet reading lately.

Ohhh... I have not been doing my internet reading lately.  I have 200 nail blog posts to catch up on.

😳

Today Shaun ordered me TWO birthday cakes.

Today Shaun ordered me TWO birthday cakes.  Because I wanted both a Red Velvet (my birthday tradition) and a Chesscake (awesome new thing I also wanted badly).  Come 11/24, I will be 10 lbs heavier.

That is all.  😛