I want you to... read this!

These are to 10 different males in my life - in no particular order. That is as much as you need to know.

• I want you to stop disappointing him. He doesn't deserve that.
• I want you to come home. We miss you.
• I want you to stop treating me like a mother fucking doormat. I HATE!!!
• I want you to come back from the dead. He wants to meet you and I miss you.
• I want you to stop growing up, but since I can't have that I want you to be a happy grown-up when you get there.
• I want you to stop pooping in my floor. I know you do it on purpose. I love you anyway.
• I want you to meet someone that you can share you life with so I won't have to worry that you're stalking me.
• I want you to know how much I truly appreciate you. It's a lot.
• I want you to be happy, too, my friend. You deserve it.
• I want you to know how much you mean to me. I can't tell you with words, but I'd be lost without you.

THE END.

I've been tagged...

1. I've failed miserably tonight, TWICE, at trying to boil an egg. The first time resulted in a melted bowl, the second in a burned and cracked egg.
2. I'm not so much a people person. I'd probably rather be sitting at home with my animals than hanging out with you. (No offense.)
3. I collect jackets and wear them year-round.
4. I gather ink pens. I don't care if you hate me for it; I usually only take the unattended ones anyway.
5. According to the LPA I'm a little person.
6. I don't like touching metal anything... keys, silverware - you name it. It makes my little hairs stand up. Gross.
7. I haven't shaved my armpits in pushing a year.
8. I pretty much hate the way society is and hope everyday that aliens come and save my little family from this hell.
9. Babies gross me out. They leak from EVERYWHERE. I'm in no hurry to do that again.
10. I just fucked up another egg.

Pretty good weekend. :D

So this is how it went:

Friday

My brother called. He gets to come home in July for about two weeks. I CANT WAIT!!! Shadow seemed disappointed when I told him the news and when I asked him why he said he didn't want to wait that long. Aww! I feel him, but I'll take what I can get. 😀 Woo!

Also, I went shopping (sort of). I bought two jackets and a shirt from Martin's and spent about $8, TOTAL. That rocks my face off. 😁

THEN, I went home and figured out how to use the film feature on my camera. Yeah, I've had the damn thing for over a year... I guess it's about time. Not that it will do that much good, but good enough. I think I can only get about 30 seconds at once. But that'll be enough to film my gliders acting silly and hopefully see some baby action. It looks SO weird. They look like they're almost too big to be in Yorda's pouch. But anyway.

Saturday

I went to clean the shelter cats at PetSmart like usual... while I was re-newspapering one of the condos I looked up out the window (cause someone was staring in at me) and it was my dad! I love it when stuff like that happens. It was so good to see him. 😁

I went to Target briefly after the cats. I bought two more jackets... this time I spent about $10. But that's ok. I really like them. Then, we went to Douglasville to see the Aqua Teen movie... it was pretty funny. ESPECIALLY the very beginning. LOLzzzz...

Sunday

I got a new phone. It's sort of goofy-looking, but that's ok.

My mom and her husband came over for a while... they brought my grandmother with them. She's got Alzheimer's. I haven't seen her in a long time. It was good to see her. I've been in my house for about a year and this is the first time she's been there to see it. Shadow was really patient with her, though she kept asking him the same questions (what's your name?, how old are you?, where do you go to school?, etc.) over and over again. He's such a good kid. 😍

I guess aside from that Sunday wasn't so great. I fought a migraine most all day (and nausea) and had a terrible ear pain also (just on the right side, wtf?). Then my dogs got out which (of course) made me panic. (I got them home safely, though). And all in all I just didn't get much done. 😕

But that's ok, I guess. I made up for some of it this morning. Seeing as how I couldn't sleep I decided to get up wayyy early. Then I got busy because I suck at sitting around. And knowing my luck had I gotten comfy I would've fallen asleep and woken up wayyy late or something anyway. But also, the dogs got out again this morning. I think Emma's learned how to open the gate. Smart bitch. Luckily, they were hungry and thirsty so they came right to me when I called.

Anyway, today will be better. I have something exciting sort of going on a little. Something to look forward to. 😀 Yeah.

Will someone please bring me a space heater??

Seriously, (I'm serious). I'm sick of freezing my ass off. I'm like ice. And I'm angry about it. GRRR!

I just hurt my tongue with butterscotch. 😞

This morning Hairy bit me. It didn't hurt or anything. I think she's become the toll-keeper of her cage. No one shall pass without giving her a treat (that's what I normally do first thing - give her a yummy). 😊 I'm sure it was accidental... she probably thought I had something in my hand for her. I'm not mad.

In other ratty news this morning Minuit accepted food from my hand for the first time. 😁😁😁

Saturday we went by CD Cellar. I found a tick on me in there and promptly freaked out. 😨 Luckily it was not stuck in.

I'm sleepy.

And I love you.

sqeebles

That's the sound my new little ratty makes. She sure is a talkative little lady. I was holding her last night and she pretty much didn't stop talking the whole time - in fact she was doing it before I even picked her up. She didn't sound distressed or anything - just like she might've had something to say. I wonder what it was...

Minuit

So I finally got Hairy a friend. Her name is Minuit which is French for midnight. She's albino, but she has some darker patches of fur that would've been black had she not been albino. She's a pretty lil thing... the only one in the store like her. 😁

When I first put her and Hairy together I don't think they were getting along too well. So they both got a bath and then rubbed with vanilla extract so that they'd smell the same. That made them get along better. Minuit DEFINITELY needed a bath. She was SO dirty (and she smelled terrible, too). But now they both smell quite yummy.

(Btw... Hairy does NOT like getting bathed. She fought me the whole time. But Minuit just sat there after a moment and let me wash her little face and tail and all her fur. She was SO good!)

Anyway, so here's some pictures. 😊

"Hello!"

"I'm Minuit. Who are you??"

Hairy's a camera whore. 😂

The things I have to say:

First of all:  Thanks to everyone who sent me Happy Easter comments. I haven't been on the internets much this weekend (you'll understand why in a moment...), but I hope you all had a good day, too.

Nick took me out to Fuji one evening this weekend... that's never really been my thing, but the food was good. (Yes, I actually found something I like - I'm a terribly picky eater). Perhaps it will be my thing eventually. I tried eel (I think). Tastes like watermelon (seriously, it did). We were joined by the lovely Amber and Jerry which was fun.

Our floor is looking quite sexy. We spent all weekend on it (aside from a short break to visit family and let Shadow hunt eggs) so it should look nice. Thanks an extra lot to Jerry and Amber for helping out... we SO needed someone with skillz (Jerry) working with us, and Amber kept me sane. Ehh... it's been hectic. Lots of stress and pressure to get things done. (Our next projects probably won't be so stressful, but going a day and a half without a toilet or sink will stress you OUT). However, I did find out one amusing fact: I can almost fill up a regular sized KFC cup with urine first thing in the morning. Haha, TMI right out of nowhere! You weren't expecting that, were ya?

Also, more about the floor. The bathroom is done in white and wood, mostly. It looked pretty "old lady" in there. But the new floor is SEVERIOUSLY changing all that and somehow makes it look a bit bigger, too. I can't wait to see the finished product (it's not a look I've seen done elsewhere...) I will DEFINITELY be posting pics when we're done. Woohoo! And also I think we've pretty much decided that most of the carpet in the house is going to have to go. It's just so gross. (Not just ours because it needs shampooing, but all carpet. It's like socks you almost never wash.) Ugh.

Well, thank goodness I didn't blog. I worked all my frustrations out on the floor, I do believe. I may still fill you in laters... (I hate to be left hanging so I try not to do that to others). Anyway, that's it for now!