Bear was threatened by the cat and beat up by the floor today.

Bear was threatened by the cat and beat up by the floor today.

I don't remember what he got excited about, but he got excited and started roaring around the kitchen. Ash was like "Absolutely not" and went after him. She might have smacked his butt fluff (if anything), but he went scrambling and fell on his chin. He does that ALL THE TIME. He's front-heavy somehow. But this time he actually busted his little chin and bled.

Poor boy. He just doesn't have it easy around here. 😂

(He's ok. He didn't bleed much. Shaun cleaned him up with a napkin and he's acting like nothing happened.)

He's a little baby. 😊❤️

He's a little baby. 😊❤️

I desperately need to vacuum...

I desperately need to vacuum (I didn't do chores over the weekend; PMS is kicking my ass), but I couldn't deprive y'all of this goofy child and his goofy tongue. 😂🌊

Shaun put him on the couch with me.

Shaun put him on the couch with me. I'm being snuggled and I'm so happy. ❤️

Do NOT be fooled by how peacefully he's sleeping.

Do NOT be fooled by how peacefully he's sleeping. It's in direct proportion to how much of a heathen he's been today. 😂😂😂

I came downstairs in my new thrift-store shirt and jacket. He IMMEDIATELY decided to try to play tug with the jacket. At one point after I sat down to work he grabbed the hood and nearly pulled me AND the chair over. 🤦🏻

Thankfully, he's gotten really good at responding to "Drop it." Not when he's overly excited, and also not today... But most other days. I'll take it. 😂😂😂

This dog. 😂😂😂

This dog. 😂😂😂

I love me a secure man!

I love me a secure man!

Nail polish is for everyone. ❤️