Chore Day

I am EXHAUSTED.  Heading to bed.  Before 10:30 on a Saturday night.  And I don't care.

I have been SUPER productive today.

I have been SUPER productive today.  Cleaned the house, mowed MOST of the lawn before I got rained on, and now I'm making dinner - plus finishing up a thing for my nails that I'm pretty excited about.  I'm ready to eat and crash out.  Just waiting to hear that Shaun has made it home safe and then I'm good.  🙂

I cut the grass outside of my fence.

I cut the grass outside of my fence.  My neighbor was kind enough to help me get the mower going.  While I cut I pick up the litter that lands in my yard.  Well, today, the universe had a surprise for me - a brand new blue Sharpie was in the edge of my yard!  I guess not being lazy pays off.  😂

I feel so gross and want to do nothing more than shower, but I'm gonna wait.  Maybe I'll get up the energy to do INSIDE the fence.  I doubt it, but it's worth trying.  Then I can stop worrying about it.  🙂

I've cleaned the house...

I've cleaned the house until there's not a lot left for me to do.  That is happy news.  Guess it's time to bust out the lawnmower - not so happy news.  🙁  Hope I can get it cranked.  😳

I love it when...

I love it when Niq asks me for an orange all sweetly, then snatches it from me when I bring it to him.  It cracks me up!  "May I please have an orange?"  ...  "Give me my orange, bitch!"  😂😂😂

I've been feeling so shitty...

I've been feeling so shitty that for the last two nights that I've dreamed about shit.  Literal shit.  The night before last I dreamed that I crapped in my floor and blamed it on the dogs.  Last night I dreamed that I left Shadow at the mall and went home because I was feeling sick and was going to pick him up when he called.  He never called and I woke up the next morning to a phone call from a boy's finishing school.  The mall cops sent him there because he crapped in his pants.  How bizarre.  And a little funny.  But mostly jacked up, totally.  I've never had a dream like that before.

I just talked to the school administration...

So I just talked to the school administration and their solution for that kid getting off the bus at my house without my permission:  Have my child lock him out.  Because they are so concerned with the well-being of ALL our children.  I am so appalled.